anybody ever said about golf

 18 If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
–Bob Hope, Comedian/actor

17 Drive for show, but putt for dough.
– Bobby Locke, Professional golfer

16 A typical day in the life of a heavy metal musician consists of a round of golf and an AA [Alcoholics Anonymous] meeting.
– Billy Joel, Musician/singer/songwriter

15 It is impossible to imagine Beethoven or Goethe being good at billiards or golf.
–H.L. Mencken, Newspaper editor

14 Anyone who likes golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
–Andy Rooney, Television news personality

13 Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, today it’s open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
–Dave Barry, Humorist/author

12 It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
–Hank Aaron, Baseball player

11 I go into the locker room and find a corner and just sit there. I try to achieve a peaceful state of nothingness that will carry over onto the golf course. If I can get that feeling of quiet and obliviousness within myself, I feel I can’t lose.
– Jane Blalock, Professional golfer

10 Golf is the pursuit of the infinite.
— Jim Murray, Author

9 Magellan went around the world in 1521, which is not too many strokes when you consider the distance.
–Joe Laurie, Jr., Comedian/writer

8 Life is a game, but golf is serious.
–Unknown

7 Have you ever noticed what “golf” spells backwards?
–Al Boliska, Radio personality

6 Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.
–Winston Churchill, British statesman/Prime Minister

5 I’m the best. I just haven’t played yet.
    –Muhammad Ali, World Heavyweight Boxing Champion, when asked about his golf game

4 The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
–Billy Graham, Evangelist

3 I know I’m getting better at golf because I’m hitting fewer spectators.
– Gerald Ford, Former US President, with a reputation for clumsiness

2 There’s something intrinsically therapeutic about choosing to spend your time in a wide-open, park-like setting, that nongolfers can never truly understand.
–TV character Charles Rosin, “Northern Exposure”

1 Show me a man who is a good loser and I’ll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.
– Patrick Murray, Actor

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